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Saturday, February 17, 2007

In the Anti-Semite What the hell is this class...

Well leave it to Georgia to hopelessly confuse religion, physics and biology into a twisted mess of nonsense. If you're wondering who might have been responsible for such a stupid mess, you need only to turn to Georgia legislator Ben Bridges. Bridges, in attempt to distance himself from Judaism, Science and sanity approved the following memo from a staff member:

"Indisputable evidence - long hidden but now available to everyone - demonstrates conclusively that so-called 'secular evolution science' is the Big Bang, 15-billion-year, alternate 'creation scenario' of the Pharisee Religion," the memo said. "This scenario is derived concept-for-concept from Rabbinic writings in the mystic 'holy book' Kabbala dating back at least two millennia."


Bridges is a classic evolution hater and as Woody Allen might say "he is a classic Jew-hater" as well. So, where did he get the idea to take a swipe at Judaism and evolution? Well perhaps from Warren Chisum of Texas who finds himself in a similar political bind. Actually, it is Chisum who was blindly following one of Bridges workers. So despite what you might have heard to the contrary, everything is more bigoted and ill-conceived in Georgia.
Who elects these people. Nevermind, I don't want to know.

Cheers

Joe Meert

3 Comments:

At 12:39 PM, Blogger dogscratcher said...

" Bridges, in attempt to distance himself from Judaism, Science and sanity approved the following memo from a staff member:"

I want to know where you have to go to get "staff" of this quality. Liberty U?

 
At 9:19 PM, Blogger Joe Meert said...

holdovers from the 3rd Reich?

Cheers

Joe Meert

 
At 5:06 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Damn, how the hell did they find out about the Pharisee Plot? --)

 

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